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Emergency Chocolate Bar


$5.00

Product Shot 1 The Pros:Novelty packaging and marketing make this a fun gift. Tastes good, can be melted or chewed. Stylish packaging under the outer wrap.

The Cons:Somewhat expensive for a fairly average-tasting chocolate. Overly sweet.

Damnit, you didn't get an extension on that assignment. You just saw your ex with your best friend. Lost that client? Stressful situations can arise in life at any time, be prepared in case of emergency with the Emergency Chocolate bar.

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This 3.5oz bar of all natural premium dark chocolate comfort food will get you through the toughest times.

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    Novelty packaging and marketing make this a fun gift

  • 2

    Tastes good, can be melted or chewed

  • 2

    Stylish packaging under the outer wrap

Cons
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    Somewhat expensive for a fairly average-tasting chocolate

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    Overly sweet

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Anonymous
Anonymous: #emergency_chocolate_bar Found recently at Big Lots for under $2. There is higher quality chocolate available, but the red label dark chocolate bar is actually a nice blend of sweet with enough of the bitters expected from dark chocolate to make it satisfying and crave-able. In other words, the product works as advertised. Of course, use as directed. Oct 25, 11
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Stylez
Stylez: #emergency_chocolate_bar A girl ALWAYS needs chocolate - and this is humorous as well which make it even better! Feb 5, 07
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Special K
Special K: #emergency_chocolate_bar In the mentioned situations, I think I'd rather have the gimmick product "Oops, I crapped my pants" over some stupid "Emergency Chocolate Bar". Feb 3, 07
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Erik
Erik: #emergency_chocolate_bar Blah. Webster's definition of gimmick: exhibiting a likeness to the Emergency Chocolate bar Feb 3, 07
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